The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是︰
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了；
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好，他說妳驕傲。
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得漂亮，他說妳企圖誘惑他；
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的。
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理論，他說妳固執；
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦﹗
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明，他說那是小聰明；
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比妳聰明，他就是有智慧﹗
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳；
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳。
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他；
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他說妳是賤貨﹗
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩；
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
如果不，他說妳不信任他。
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽；
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳。
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾，妳就是不可信的人；
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾，他是迫不得已得。
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女孩；
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸煙，他是紳士。
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣；
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他說是實力﹗
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害了他，表示妳很殘忍；
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
如果他傷害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅﹗
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true…….
如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的……..
but if u don’t they say u are selfish…..
如果你不寄給他們，他們說你自私…….
Send this to guys out there anyway…
快轉寄這郵件給男生吧﹗
Send it to girls also, give them some laughter…
也轉寄給女生，讓她們笑一笑﹗
早上收到高中同學轉寄的這封郵件，心里不禁發笑，這裡也貼上來給大家分享一下﹗好像女生版的我有看過，不知道誰能轉寄給我，跟這篇來個對比 
