轉寄。男人很難取悅 Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是︰

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好,他說妳愛上他了;

If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好,他說妳驕傲。

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得漂亮,他說妳企圖誘惑他;

If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不,他說妳是鄉下來的。

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理論,他說妳固執;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沈默,他說妳沒大腦﹗ 

If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明,他說那是小聰明;

If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比妳聰明,他就是有智慧﹗

If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他,他想擁有妳;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
如果妳愛他,他試著離開妳。

If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛,他說妳不愛他;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做,他說妳是賤貨﹗

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題,他說妳麻煩;

If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
如果不,他說妳不信任他。

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他,妳好像他奶媽;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他罵妳,是表示他“關心”妳。

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾,妳就是不可信的人;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾,他是迫不得已得。

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙,妳是壞女孩;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸煙,他是紳士。

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好,他說是運氣;

If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他說是實力﹗

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害了他,表示妳很殘忍;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
如果他傷害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅﹗

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true…….
如果你寄這封信給男生,他們會發誓以上是不正確的……..

but if u don’t they say u are selfish…..
如果你不寄給他們,他們說你自私…….

Send this to guys out there anyway…
快轉寄這郵件給男生吧﹗

Send it to girls also, give them some laughter…
也轉寄給女生,讓她們笑一笑﹗

 


 

早上收到高中同學轉寄的這封郵件,心里不禁發笑,這裡也貼上來給大家分享一下﹗好像女生版的我有看過,不知道誰能轉寄給我,跟這篇來個對比

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